Thank you, Carson. I don’t think you read my blog, but thank you all the same.

He linked This is Why You’re Fat on facebook. After a good 5-10 minutes of page after page of stomach-turning culinary car-wrecks, I came across a gem.

The McNuggetini! Is it wrong that I want to drink those? Wait. No. It is definitely wrong. I think a large part of my desire to consume more McFood is the fact that I’m still riding out the 7-day debuff McDonalds puts on you after you eat their “food”… where you are 75% more likely to eat their “food” again. Unless I can find a paladin or someone else with a cleanse/dispel then I may well be having a one-man McNuggetini party tomorrow night.