This could easily turn into something perverse. I will not address such matters today, other than by simply giving them a nod and a knowing wink.

After cutting garlic, or limes, or ginger (Boy, do I love ginger. another day, Max, another day) or eating Doritos.

After not having had a shower for a while, that gunk that accumulates under your fingernails is really horrific, but I just can’t stop smelling it. It’s like a tiny car crash.

After having scratched my head. Now I know what the top of my head smells like.

I once tried to share my enjoyment of a good, clean, wholesome finger-smell with one of my roommates, after having squeezed a few lime wedges onto some foodcourt pad thai. She would have none of it.

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